{"id": 1568734517900312576, "geo": null, "lang": "en", "text": "I\u2019m pretty sure you\u2019re being sarcastic, but me and the waitresses at that bar learned a ton of simple parlor tricks\u2026 https://t.co/V7AcAvWUUy", "user": {"id": 902200087, "url": "http://timcast.com/news", "lang": null, "name": "Cassandra MacDonald", "id_str": "902200087", "location": "West by God Virginia", "verified": true, "following": null, "protected": false, "time_zone": null, "created_at": "Wed Oct 24 16:55:26 +0000 2012", "utc_offset": null, "description": "Federal court says I \u201ctrolled the web through Twitter.\u201d An \u201cinfo terrorist\u201d - Wired. Editor in Chief at http://Timcast.com, writer @ Gateway. I love monkeys.", "geo_enabled": true, "screen_name": "CassandraRules", "listed_count": 2196, "friends_count": 1895, "is_translator": false, "notifications": null, "statuses_count": 7050, "default_profile": false, "followers_count": 286826, "translator_type": "none", "favourites_count": 207310, "profile_image_url": "http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1548834351995043840/iHQe0ImI_normal.jpg", "profile_banner_url": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_banners/902200087/1641869427", "profile_link_color": "89C9FA", "profile_text_color": "333333", "follow_request_sent": null, "contributors_enabled": false, "default_profile_image": false, "withheld_in_countries": [], "profile_background_tile": true, "profile_image_url_https": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1548834351995043840/iHQe0ImI_normal.jpg", "profile_background_color": "000000", "profile_sidebar_fill_color": "DDEEF6", "profile_background_image_url": "http://abs.twimg.com/images/themes/theme14/bg.gif", "profile_sidebar_border_color": "FFFFFF", "profile_use_background_image": true, "profile_background_image_url_https": "https://abs.twimg.com/images/themes/theme14/bg.gif"}, "place": null, "id_str": "1568734517900312576", "source": "<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>", "entities": {"urls": [{"url": "https://t.co/V7AcAvWUUy", "indices": [117, 140], "display_url": "twitter.com/i/web/status/1\u2026", "expanded_url": "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1568734517900312576"}], "symbols": [], "hashtags": [], "user_mentions": []}, "favorited": false, "retweeted": false, "truncated": true, "created_at": "Sat Sep 10 22:53:49 +0000 2022", "coordinates": null, "quote_count": 0, "reply_count": 0, "contributors": null, "filter_level": "low", "timestamp_ms": "1662850429402", "quoted_status": {"id": 1568733971894403073, "geo": null, "lang": "en", "text": "@CassandraRules When I was a waitress I made around $3 an hour, so I learned how to shoot ketchup out of my fingert\u2026 https://t.co/umNFJSG4U8", "user": {"id": 1512548487258419201, "url": null, "lang": null, "name": "HomeschooFoo \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8", "id_str": "1512548487258419201", "location": "MD & Meowtains of WV", "verified": false, "following": null, "protected": false, "time_zone": null, "created_at": "Fri Apr 08 21:50:53 +0000 2022", "utc_offset": null, "description": "Unborn Babies Lives Matter", "geo_enabled": false, "screen_name": "FoolHomeschool", "listed_count": 0, "friends_count": 666, "is_translator": false, "notifications": null, "statuses_count": 3179, "default_profile": true, "followers_count": 165, "translator_type": "none", "favourites_count": 13596, "profile_image_url": "http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1539405263421284352/AdWj99HC_normal.jpg", "profile_banner_url": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_banners/1512548487258419201/1653529016", "profile_link_color": "1DA1F2", "profile_text_color": "333333", "follow_request_sent": null, "contributors_enabled": false, "default_profile_image": false, "withheld_in_countries": [], "profile_background_tile": false, "profile_image_url_https": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1539405263421284352/AdWj99HC_normal.jpg", "profile_background_color": "F5F8FA", "profile_sidebar_fill_color": "DDEEF6", "profile_background_image_url": "", "profile_sidebar_border_color": "C0DEED", "profile_use_background_image": true, "profile_background_image_url_https": ""}, "place": null, "id_str": "1568733971894403073", "source": "<a href=\"https://mobile.twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter Web App</a>", "entities": {"urls": [{"url": "https://t.co/umNFJSG4U8", "indices": [117, 140], "display_url": "twitter.com/i/web/status/1\u2026", "expanded_url": "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1568733971894403073"}], "symbols": [], "hashtags": [], "user_mentions": [{"id": 902200087, "name": "Cassandra MacDonald", "id_str": "902200087", "indices": [0, 15], "screen_name": "CassandraRules"}]}, "favorited": false, "retweeted": false, "truncated": true, "created_at": "Sat Sep 10 22:51:39 +0000 2022", "coordinates": null, "quote_count": 0, "reply_count": 0, "contributors": null, "filter_level": "low", "retweet_count": 0, "extended_tweet": {"entities": {"urls": [], "symbols": [], "hashtags": [], "user_mentions": [{"id": 902200087, "name": "Cassandra MacDonald", "id_str": "902200087", "indices": [0, 15], "screen_name": "CassandraRules"}]}, "full_text": "@CassandraRules When I was a waitress I made around $3 an hour, so I learned how to shoot ketchup out of my fingertips and the tips started rollin\u2019 in!", "display_text_range": [16, 151]}, "favorite_count": 0, "is_quote_status": false, "display_text_range": [16, 140], "in_reply_to_user_id": 902200087, "in_reply_to_status_id": 1568733489905672201, "in_reply_to_screen_name": "CassandraRules", "in_reply_to_user_id_str": "902200087", "in_reply_to_status_id_str": "1568733489905672201"}, "retweet_count": 0, "extended_tweet": {"entities": {"urls": [], "symbols": [], "hashtags": [], "user_mentions": []}, "full_text": "I\u2019m pretty sure you\u2019re being sarcastic, but me and the waitresses at that bar learned a ton of simple parlor tricks and stuff and they did actually have their tips go way up.", "display_text_range": [0, 174]}, "favorite_count": 0, "is_quote_status": true, "quoted_status_id": 1568733971894403073, "in_reply_to_user_id": null, "quoted_status_id_str": "1568733971894403073", "in_reply_to_status_id": null, "in_reply_to_screen_name": null, "in_reply_to_user_id_str": null, "quoted_status_permalink": {"url": "https://t.co/2G8hq8lyml", "display": "twitter.com/foolhomeschool\u2026", "expanded": "https://twitter.com/foolhomeschool/status/1568733971894403073"}, "in_reply_to_status_id_str": null}