Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra
In case you hear any rumors about me getting injured, specifically some sort of “broken foot,” from falling off a ladder while lighting the shamesh candle at #Hanukkah festivities last night, just keep in mind: THE MACCABEES WENT THROUGH A HELL OF A LOT WORSE!!!! #HappyHanukkah — PolitiTweet.org