
Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra
If the #Phillies change their plans and invite me to throw out the first pitch for Game 3 of the #WorldSeries and also say I can bring along whomever w/ me, which of these should I, in the spirit of giving exactly zero fucks, bring along? (Note: Billy Martin R.I.P. not available) — PolitiTweet.org