
Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe
As a Sicilian friend once told me, "the mother of an imbecile is always pregnant." https://t.co/cm5H7rcmYQ — PolitiTweet.org
Betsy Woodruff Swan @woodruffbets
A mom on sending her daughter on a Spring Break cruise ship vacation: "She thought if she just kept enough alcohol… https://t.co/YnPaeJGLqx