{"id": 831526221917847552, "lang": "en", "text": "@apsuss I've always heard a rhyming version at home: \"You can't sit with one ass in two chairs.\"", "urls": [], "user": {"id": 71048726}, "id_str": "831526221917847552", "source": "<a href=\"http://twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter Web Client</a>", "deleted": false, "hashtags": [], "retrieved": "2018-04-03--21-26-07", "created_at": "Tue Feb 14 15:31:14 +0000 2017", "user_mentions": [{"id": 14268968, "name": "Andrew Sussman", "screen_name": "apsuss"}], "favorite_count": 3, "legacy_imported": true, "in_reply_to_user_id": 14268968, "in_reply_to_status_id": 831525618873430016, "in_reply_to_screen_name": "apsuss"}