David Fahrenthold @Fahrenthold
Me, trying to explain Iowa State versus Ohio State: "Who would win a fight between a tornado and, like, a big nut?" Children: "The nut!" — PolitiTweet.org
David Fahrenthold @Fahrenthold
I let my kids choose my NCAA bracket based on which mascot would win in a fight. They decided that buffalo are, eff… https://t.co/YhXXjKmUX7