Ajit Pai @AjitPai
Law school roommate and I decided to make brownies one winter day. We baked them and turned off the oven, but neglected to take them out—for three months. Friend asked to use our oven in the spring and found the brownies (or remains thereof). She was appropriately horrified. — PolitiTweet.org
Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 @senatorshoshana
Tweet something messed up you've done. I forgot about a pizza in my trunk for 2 days and finished the leftovers when I remembered
