Ajit Pai @AjitPai
Fact check: true. Actual admonition I heard when I was ≈30: “All I want is for you to have children before I die.” — PolitiTweet.org
Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug
Mother's day tip: Your mother doesn't want third rate pancakes and watered down mimosas, she wants grandchildren you God damn millennial.
