
Ajit Pai @AjitPai
Idea: graduated penalty scheme for negligent return/non-return of scooters. 1. No avocado toast for a year 2. For 2 years, only connected device is early-2000s flip-phone 3. Exile to St. Helena (worked re: Napoleon) 4. RickRoll on inescapable continuous loop for duration 🛴 https://t.co/4ICd4IRbcw — PolitiTweet.org