George Conway🌻 @gtconway3d
Soldier: Hey, who's kicking me in the head? Capt. Jenson: What are you doing there, soldier? Soldier (getting up): Trying to get some sleep, sir. Patton: Well, get back down there, son. You're the only son of a bitch in this headquarters who knows what he's trying to do. — PolitiTweet.org
Woofers @NotWoofers
Something very strange. A Russian soldier appears to have broken into a liquor store and gotten drunk. He was then… https://t.co/ZPlskBm5o1
