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⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ Alpha Males, why are aren’t you doing this? • Eating red meat • Exercising 5x a week • Going to church every Sunday • Masturbating to images of Kim Jong-Un • Sleeping 8 hrs a day • Reading 3 books per month • Arson attacks on seed oil aisles in stores — PolitiTweet.org