Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker
My 4-yr-old, already exhibiting mastery of the inside-the-room tick tick: “First I throwed up in the top bunk. Then I throwed up in YOUR side of the bed, Mommy! Then I throwed up in the bottom bunk. Then my dad said, ‘You have to throw up in the potty.’ So I did. Twice!” ❤️🤢 — PolitiTweet.org