Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker
“The only symptom of her period is that it makes her skinny. She glows in the dark, but in an extremely healthy, nonradioactive way.” — PolitiTweet.org
Jacqueline Alemany @JaxAlemany
“She would be pleased to be the President, but she is not ambitious enough to run.” https://t.co/CpJDUgVn4H