
Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker
Many, many years ago...I climbed up on a counter to grab something, kicked over a pot of boiling water as I jumped down, and got 2nd (and some 3rd) degree burns all over my butt. 🔥 — PolitiTweet.org
Eleanor Penny @eleanorkpenny
Your personal brand is the most stupid way in which you’ve accidentally injured yourself.