Todd Piro @ToddPiro
Paternity log-Day 9: not only has my dream of having a child been realized, but I am also realizing my dream of being a standup comedian. It may only be an audience of one, but everything I say is the funniest thing ever...even when I’m not making a joke. Literally. Everything. https://t.co/snHoUscQ7L — PolitiTweet.org