Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1
"Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?" — Sideshow Bob, 'The Simpsons,' Season Six, Episode Five, 1994 https://t.co/58T2nNL5ou — PolitiTweet.org
Jason Campbell @JasonSCampbell
Laura Ingraham: "Attempted bribery isn't in the Constitution" https://t.co/uGtsDyc8a7