
Carlos Maza @gaywonk
@chick_in_kiev Chonky Pod of Motherhood two-handed 1d12 + 6 bludgeoning damage Once a day, you can choose to disguise this weapon as a chonky lil boy. Other creatures will believe the disguise unless they succeed a DC 18 Investigation check. If they fail, they are “charmed by the chonk.” — PolitiTweet.org