{"id": 675049796617547776, "lang": "en", "text": "I thought I had diarrhea'd my pants but it turns out I just creamed my jeans. \nJust a Z-pak &amp; stay off dairy\n(in my jeans)", "urls": [], "user": {"id": 30364057}, "id_str": "675049796617547776", "source": "<a href=\"http://www.whosay.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">WhoSay</a>", "deleted": false, "hashtags": [], "retrieved": "2017-03-09--07-51-36", "created_at": "Thu Dec 10 20:29:47 +0000 2015", "retweet_count": 39, "user_mentions": [], "favorite_count": 453, "legacy_imported": true}