Meg Marco @meghann
I choose to believe that this actually happened. https://t.co/muRpQ77CeQ — PolitiTweet.org
The Onion @TheOnion
Patriots Horrified After New Super Bowl Rings Cause Fingers To Shrivel Up, Turn Black http://t.co/ysltyGa3Vu http://t.co/rvXKgp6z9T