{"id": 516376694488563712, "lang": "en", "text": "Question of the night while my wife and I are at dinner. Why do they never give you a straw when you order a beer?", "urls": [], "user": {"id": 280370501}, "id_str": "516376694488563712", "source": "<a href=\"http://www.twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Windows Phone</a>", "deleted": false, "hashtags": [], "retrieved": "2017-12-30--01-25-03", "created_at": "Sun Sep 28 23:59:32 +0000 2014", "user_mentions": [], "legacy_imported": true}