JOHN NICOLSON M.P. @MrJohnNicolson
If you only wanted to scare the person it’d have to be something which would disintegrate on impact like a Victoria Sponge. Personally though I wouldn’t mess with an Abernethy Crunch. Do we know yet what Johnson’s “ambush cake” was? — PolitiTweet.org
PeatWorrier @PeatWorrier
If you were compelled by circumstances to use a cake as a lethal weapon, what cake would you choose and why?