
Ted Cruz @tedcruz
🤔 @StephenAtHome fantasizes about killing me, throwing me to my death off Santa’s sleigh. @JimmyKimmelLive fantasizes about me with a giant hot dog. These people didn’t get enough hugs as children. Merry Christmas! 🎄🎄🎄 — PolitiTweet.org
The Late Show @colbertlateshow
Santa is about to certify the Naughty & Nice List in the Klaus of Representatives, when he's interrupted by a "Stop… https://t.co/G5nCP…