john r stanton @dcbigjohn
The perfect dystopic Christmas alcohol cocktail is: 5 ounces of rye 3 ounces Pennsylvania Dutch Eggnog (the boozy kind that looks like hobo semen) Couple cubes of ice Stir well, serve with a shot of rye. Recommend one set up per 45 minutes, depending on bleakness. https://t.co/EznnqLuTlg — PolitiTweet.org