john r stanton @dcbigjohn
raccoons are in fact evil animatronic sacks made of cat hides with the hands of kidnapped babies sewn on, operated by two slightly obese super soldier sewer rats. The tech was first developed by Charles E Cheese. This is known. — PolitiTweet.org
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi
Hello from one of the two raccoons who now pops by every night https://t.co/QRSH9SxiaU