john r stanton @dcbigjohn
Listen, pretzels are delicious and good. they can have six whimsical shapes in a bag of Chexmix for all i care. But the QUOTE UNQUOTE BREADSTICK is the charlie kirk of snacks - stale, tiny, and utterly lacking in zazz — PolitiTweet.org
- @2020gg2020
@dcbigjohn There's two types of pretzels. There doesn't need to be two types of pretzels.