john r stanton @dcbigjohn
If I have a nice loaf of rye and some good mustard, I would legit be the worst person to be trapped on a deserted island, or an isolated rest stop, or your mom’s back bed room, or an elevator between floors — PolitiTweet.org
Douglas M. Griffin @DouglasMGriffin
@dcbigjohn Oh man. Suddenly we're all on a cartoon island looking over at our buddy and seeing a nice reuben.