john r stanton

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

@ItsTheBrandi Geese are basically the trigger happy cops of the bird world and will just shoot you for sitting in your living room. Ducks are basically white people - varied in size and shape, some are cool, some are not, but none of them can do anything but waddle off beat — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

One thing I do not miss is being a reporter during presidential debates, which boils down to sitting around on too much caffeine trying hard to figure out how to write exact same sentence as 600 other reporters while somehow standing out enough your boss is happy — PolitiTweet.org