john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@theferocity @wagroton I went to an Ohio game once and at the tailgate these two bros in pleated pants and docksiders came over to me and the one Chad, he says “hey bro. Wanna get in on some cornhole?” And I was like “oh, thanks but nah man. I’m straight.” And they looked at me like I was insane — PolitiTweet.org