john r stanton @dcbigjohn
America: WOOO CINCO DA MAY-O WOOO MEXICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY WOOO LETS WEAR DRUNK SOMBREROS Mexico: Oh, no. Common mistake, but today is when we celebrate an important victory over colonial forces- America: SHUT UP YOU ILLEGAL ALIEN GIVE ME A SHOT OF PATRON OR ILL BUILD A WALL — PolitiTweet.org
