Piers Morgan @piersmorgan
Hi Septimus, yes, been up since 4am, showered, brushed my teeth, caught a train to London, read all the papers, had breakfast (@therealginsters pasty), and now ready for phase 2 of a busy day. You? — PolitiTweet.org
Septimus Prime 🇸🇱 @septimusajprime
you wrote all this at 6:57AM… have you even brushed your teeth yet piers? Has water touched your face? 🤔 https://t.co/FJlNiKljpI