
Piers Morgan @piersmorgan
There was an old growler called Alan, Whose hypocrisy should merit a ban, ‘Jail Boris!’ he cried, But then Al's integrity died, And now he’s a lick-spittle Johnson fan. — PolitiTweet.org
Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar
There was a young fellow called Piers Who’s been grovelling to leaders for years When he lost his Trump mojo He too… https://t.co/1qi31DNnSB