
Sarah McCammonđź“» @sarahmccammon
All four siblings will be home near Mom’s birthday. She offers to make *US* spaghetti dinner to celebrate. We counter, offer to take her out because, uh, we’re not monsters. She accepts. Suggests Cheesecake Factory or KC BBQ. Pleased to report the Midwest is still the Midwest. — PolitiTweet.org