Sarah McCammonđź“» @sarahmccammon
@lyzl One of my first sentient Halloweens, I desperately wanted to be the Pillsbury Doughboy so my mom bought the lightest yellow footy PJs she could find and bleached the f— out of them but they wouldn’t turn white so I had to be a honeybee with a stinger drawn in Sharpie on my butt. — PolitiTweet.org