
Sarah McCammonđź“» @sarahmccammon
Kid parties are a microcosm of humanity: the kid w/ the audacity to complain the pizza isn’t hot enough and candy isn’t sour enough; the one who informs you that pizza and ice cream are not vegan; the girl who calmly out-strategizes the scrambling boys in the piñata candy grab. — PolitiTweet.org