God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@Bullseye Jesse, this is God. Thanks for reading my sports chapter. Both I and My miserable Jufro'd amanuensis would be keen to work with thee. Also, didst thou know I have a new book out as of April that is even more snippet-worthy? https://t.co/TQCt0PMs4p — PolitiTweet.org