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"I don't bless sneezers. There's only one bodily fluid whose emission should evoke the loud calling of My name, And it ain't mucus." --The Book of Pslams. Buy your copy today and send me a picture of it and I'll give you a pony! https://t.co/xbrVqLIA2n https://t.co/z7tCG7iB0E — PolitiTweet.org
