God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Humanity, say hello to Vesta! This distant-but-approachable beauty is 525 km in diameter with a curvy cooled-lava exterior surrounding a heart of nickel. She's eager for "a quick casual encounter", and she's willing to go to your place! What do you say? Shall I swipe her right? https://t.co/RnEx6ugumS — PolitiTweet.org