RainnWilson @rainnwilson
In exchange for 1) Food 2) Shelter, owner shall receive A) Protection (aurally,by barking,growling,etc… And, if need be & training allows, biting) B) Affection (Licks,cuddles, etc…To be mutually determined). Sincerely, We the undersigned, Dogs&Humans, respectively. #DogContract — PolitiTweet.org
