Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato
I met my friend & her new boyfriend at the pool hall. Lady next to us: hey how much did you pay for that Superbowl ticket? Guy: too much Lady: how much though? Guy: $9,000 Me: I'm in the wrong place Guy: I saved up for 33 years, though! Me: I just want a roof over my head 🤣 — PolitiTweet.org