{"id": 576134906817986560, "lang": "en", "text": "\"My new boyfriend is Indian.\"\n\"Yeah? Dot or feather?\"\n\"Wtf?\"\n(sigh) \"Sorry. Casino or Slurpee?\"\n\"Are you kidding me right now?\"\n\nOh, Reddit.", "urls": [], "user": {"id": 19444865}, "id_str": "576134906817986560", "source": "<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>", "deleted": false, "hashtags": [], "retrieved": "2017-01-08--06-42-14", "created_at": "Thu Mar 12 21:37:20 +0000 2015", "user_mentions": [], "legacy_imported": true}