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Math is HARD! • 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 Microscope. • Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 Bananosecond. • 1 million aches = 1 Megahertz. • Shortest distance between two jokes = Straight line. • 2,000 mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds. — PolitiTweet.org