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@worldwise001 @joshkalpin @ndimichino @carochoi i almost tweeted that actually but: i decided it was too fucked up to eat so i told the flight attendant “i bought this banana but now i see it’s jacked and have decided not to eat it” she said “awww” like she pitied the banana, or me, and i tossed it — PolitiTweet.org
