Tim Alberta @TimAlberta
HOW HIGH DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO COME OUT OF A STOPPAGE, 3RD AND 1, DOWN 3, 32 SECONDS LEFT, AND CALL A BACK SHOULDER BOMB TO A DUDE WHO’S BARELY PLAYED ALL YEAR, THEN KICK A FG LEAVING THEM TIME, WHEN YOU’VE CONVERTED 100% OF YOUR SHORT YARDAGE PLAYS AND HAVE TWO TIMEOUTS REMAINING — PolitiTweet.org
