
Ed O'Keefe @edokeefe
I first read this “I would shower myself in five servings of Chinese food.” Because that’s probably what I would do. — PolitiTweet.org
Grace Segers @Grace_Segers
I guarantee you that if I had been trapped in a car for 27 hours I would not immediately go to work, I would shower… https://t.co/siIFVWDRod