{"id": 1003458659077128192, "lang": "en", "text": "I'm convinced that La Croix sparking water has salt, or monosodium glutamate, or cocaine in it. I'm always thirstier *after* I drink a can.", "urls": [], "user": {"id": 1586501}, "id_str": "1003458659077128192", "source": "<a href=\"http://twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter Web Client</a>", "deleted": false, "hashtags": [], "retrieved": "2018-10-20--11-00-18", "created_at": "Mon Jun 04 02:09:22 +0000 2018", "retweet_count": 4, "user_mentions": [], "favorite_count": 127, "legacy_imported": true}