The Daily Show @TheDailyShow
Me: I’ll have the Taliban over for 9/11 Me: Wait, the Taliban kills Americans Me: I know. I WON’T have the Taliban over for 9/11 Me: (turns to camera) — PolitiTweet.org
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully or write poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.