
Chris Murphy @ChrisMurphyCT
“Hey, Rudy, we hear you can get us access to President Trump. We’d love to hire you and pay you gobs of money.” “Great! What’s the name of your company?” “Fraud Guarantee.” “You’re kidding.” “Nope. And our other business is called Mafia Rave. That ok?” “Absolutely.” — PolitiTweet.org