{"id": 901824643727728640, "lang": "en", "text": "Dear Satan, thank you for creating a situation where I was able to drive over and crush my car keys and AirPods. That's special thinking.", "urls": [], "user": {"id": 14824849}, "id_str": "901824643727728640", "source": "<a href=\"http://twitter.com/#!/download/ipad\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPad</a>", "deleted": false, "hashtags": [], "retrieved": "2018-08-21--07-00-09", "created_at": "Sun Aug 27 15:12:04 +0000 2017", "retweet_count": 977, "user_mentions": [], "favorite_count": 13623, "legacy_imported": true}