{"id": 797605334705639424, "lang": "en", "text": "Dear Satan, when I ask Cortana to \"send an email to Marty Short,\" thank you for having her open a web browser and show me pictures of him.", "urls": [], "user": {"id": 14824849}, "id_str": "797605334705639424", "source": "<a href=\"http://twitter.com/#!/download/ipad\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPad</a>", "deleted": true, "hashtags": [], "retrieved": "2018-05-30--15-01-22", "created_at": "Sun Nov 13 01:01:45 +0000 2016", "retweet_count": 503, "user_mentions": [], "favorite_count": 5659, "legacy_imported": true}