{"id": 776441396521758720, "lang": "en", "text": "Dear Satan, as a criminal, I thank you for making all security camera footage low-def, grainy black and white, and shot from overhead.", "urls": [], "user": {"id": 14824849}, "id_str": "776441396521758720", "source": "<a href=\"https://about.twitter.com/products/tweetdeck\" rel=\"nofollow\">TweetDeck</a>", "deleted": true, "hashtags": [], "retrieved": "2018-05-30--15-01-22", "created_at": "Thu Sep 15 15:23:49 +0000 2016", "retweet_count": 1504, "user_mentions": [], "favorite_count": 6288, "legacy_imported": true}